Let’s end the envy and pledge allegiance to the one percent
MITT ROMNEY: You know, I think it’s about envy. I think it’s about class warfare. I think when you have a president encouraging the idea of dividing America based on 99 percent versus one percent, and those people who have been most successful will be in the one percent, you’ve opened up a wave of approach to this country which is entirely inconsistent with the concept of one nation under God. …
LAUER: Are there no fair questions about the distribution of wealth without it being seen as envy, though?
ROMNEY: I think it’s fine to talk about those things in quiet rooms and discussions about tax policy and the like. But the president has made it part of his campaign rally….
Mitt Romney says he’ll Keep America America, but to do that he’ll have to Restore America. The United States has lost a lot of America thanks to the un-American voters who keep electing baby-killer socialists from the Democrat party. Mitt Romney seems to think that he’s the man to unite America against these un-American Americans who are so intent on destroying America. He may well be right. *
One of the first things Romney will have to restore is the true meaning of the pledge of allegiance. Does anyone else these days understand that the pledge is about swearing off class warfare? That it’s about showing proper deference to the most successful Americans, the Job Creators? Over the last few generations, since the New Deal shunted America onto the wrong track, we’ve had Civil Rights and Voting Rights and Disability Rights and Gay Rights and on and on. It’s no wonder that a whole lot of Americans, from the semi-successful to the not-so-successful to the downright unsuccessful, seem to think they practically own the place.
Maybe what we need is a new pledge to restore the true meaning of the old pledge. In fact, to get back to the concept of one nation under God and indivisible, we probably need separate pledges for the 1 percent and for the 99 percent. For those of us who haven’t contributed our fair share of job-creating success, the pledge should remind us whose coattails we’re riding. Something like this:
I pledge of allegiance to the One Percent of the United States of America, and to the Republic, which they command, one nation, under one true God, indivisible, with liberty and respect for the prosperous, with law and order for the rest.
(Or should it be peace and quiet for the prosperous? I’m not sure. These things take work, and all I’ve got is a first draft. Feel free to tinker with it.)
